Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Foul Language and cute christmas make for Lil Pidge

it's wednesday:  it's my desk: join in the sharing of your desk here

I am not offended by bad words,  but I do get offended by bad behaviour.

Please don't continue reading if the opposite is true of you.

The following favourite joke of mine includes cursing...

what do you call a blind moose ?  No eye deer ( say it out loud)

what do you call a blind moose with no  legs? STILL no eye deer

what do you call a blind moose with no legs and no penis?  still no fucking eye deer

why this joke?

Lil Pidge asked for a pattern for a sewing hoop mounted deer (she is hand making gifts for christmas) - so that is what is on my desk today -

the pattern is a photo of A4 paper -

and there is a photo of the sewn gusset in case you can't get your head round the sewing up bit - much neater if you do it on the right side and by hand...

and without being mean -  I don't think you will mange this unless you do plenty of sewing and understand insertion of fullness with gussetry...

wonderful word that  - GUSSET

so - here's my desk the pattern and making tips

here is one I made earlier pinned to the hoop just before sewing...



  1. A stag with a gusset. Life is complete. Can't wait to see how Kyla does with this idea. brilliant you.

  2. Thank you!! Brilliant update and I am going to have a go at these.

  3. Looks great! You must have spent ages working out that pattern.

    Happy WOYWW
    Sharon K #38

  4. looks right up Kyla's street! Happy WOYWW Helen #2

  5. Who would of thought a deer had need of a gusset. The one you made is very clever. Lovely to see you back in woyww.
    sandra de @26

  6. Lolled at this post so much! Have a great week, Hugs, Shaz #22 xx

  7. I'd heard of the first two jokes but not the third, so that made me laugh! Great idea doing that stag on the hoop, very off the wall (if your rawl plugs are unsatisfactory!). I can't wait to see how Kyla's turn out :-)
    Gusset is an awful word...bit like 'moist'...hate that one too!
    HUgs, LLJ 9 xxx
    PS The retirement is going ok so far :-D

  8. :-) :-) :-) had heard the first two!! Still laughing at the third!!!! Super moose Anne x #20

  9. Mmmm might as well be in French for me to understand it. Hope all is well with you and the family.
    Hugs, Neet 5 xx

  10. OMGEEEE... I read the first line, didn't get it, said it out loud and giggled out loud; I laughed out loud after reading the second line, and then did the whole belly laughing until the tears rolled down my thighs after reading the last line... AND and every time I think about it I it gets even funnier and I start laughing AGAIN! Thanks for sharing... sure glad I popped in! Happy Belated WOYWW from Lynne in Canada - #47

  11. Grrr think this may be beyond me......I can't stop smirking when I say in my head "now to cut out the gusset!!