Foul Language and cute christmas make for Lil Pidge

it's wednesday:  it's my desk: join in the sharing of your desk here

I am not offended by bad words,  but I do get offended by bad behaviour.


Please don't continue reading if the opposite is true of you.

The following favourite joke of mine includes cursing...

what do you call a blind moose ?  No eye deer ( say it out loud)


what do you call a blind moose with no  legs? STILL no eye deer


what do you call a blind moose with no legs and no penis?  still no fucking eye deer


why this joke?

Lil Pidge asked for a pattern for a sewing hoop mounted deer (she is hand making gifts for christmas) - so that is what is on my desk today -

the pattern is a photo of A4 paper -

and there is a photo of the sewn gusset in case you can't get your head round the sewing up bit - much neater if you do it on the right side and by hand...

and without being mean -  I don't think you will mange this unless you do plenty of sewing and understand insertion of fullness with gussetry...

wonderful word that  - GUSSET

so - here's my desk the pattern and making tips

here is one I made earlier pinned to the hoop just before sewing...

                                                                               

Hi Morti,

It's wednesday and I'm thinking of you and the desks and your haunting prompt to get my desk back in there with Mrs D and the Linky magic...

On my desk today? not a lot, it all rolls off you see, wonky earth floors .....

If I don't tuck it under something heavy (like my elbow or backside) off it slides into the abyss,

makes for interesting crafting...I have started to use my teeth quite a bit,

I'll do you a wide shot of my current set up in the barn and try to get round a few desks, see you later...

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